Chillaxin At The North Pole
Just a few more days of this pedestrian stuff and then things are going to hit anaerobic with a bang!
Just a few more days of this pedestrian stuff and then things are going to hit anaerobic with a bang!
Been holding off on this on for a while; waiting for i's to be dotted and t's to be crossed, but it's finally official.
Well, all good things must come to and end. (Editors not: almost all things*) The rollercoaster like frozen tundra that made for such bad ass mountain biking these past few days and nights finally kicked the bucket this afternoon when the sun made a comeback and temps shot into the mid thirties. Ah well, it was nice while it lasted. Consequently, it was back to the road bike for the last five hours this week. Speaking of good things coming to an end, my EIGHT month run without a flat finally came to and end. Lucky for me I was only about 15 minutes climbing from home, so I just rolled it back, where I promptly put back on my cyclocross wheels/tires (I should have never gone back to road slicks). With everything back up and rolling it was too late to go out for the loop I had planed, so I did what I’ve always done to get through my long rides- spend the first two and half hours trying to get as lost/far from home as is possible, then, hopefully find my way back within the limitations of that days duration goal. As the years go by it’s getting harder and harder to get myself completely lost, but once outside the 50 mile radius of home it wasn’t too hard to find some new streets that took me through undiscovered topo. The find of the day was the appropriately named “Mountain Street”. At first sight I wanted to laugh, knowing that there’re no mountains anywhere in the area, but surprisingly it wound its way back and forth up the better part of five hundred feet. The grades where pretty mellow at the start, but it turns to dirt (or ice, as it was today) about half way up and kicks to around 15%. With today, another week is in the books. This means desert and sleep and all the other tomfoolery that comes along with Sunday's culmination of a long week. Like Nick said, “all work and no play is no fun at all.”
Yeah; that's right Mother Nature, take that. Honestly, the audacity of that woman to go dumping thirty two degree rain all over my long days. You can take your 'severe weather advisory' and go shove it.
This one goes out to the white pick-up truck (and we all know what kind of people drive white pick-ups) who's wheel spray literally took me off the road and perched me high upon a snow bank. I tried to get the finger up in time for him to catch in the rear-view, but those Lobster Gloves weren't allowing it.
I walked outside this morning and wanted to die; and conveniently enough the weather had the same thing in mind. It was back on the bloody trainer for another butt numbing session of indoor work, (hooray!) Once that nonsense was out of the way, it was time to dust of the mountain gear and take to the hills for an afternoon of what I can only describe as pandemonium. There’s barley a snow cover at all in the woods, but the ski area has had the artificial stuff cranking out all week so there’s a good base coat laid down. I made the usual rounds; up the self titled Ninja Pass and then down The Other Run with my friend Bob from Switzerland. Given the icy snow conditions I was able to shave eight seconds off my previous PR. Other than having to avoid the grooming machines driving up and down the slopes, it was incident free and only slightly more butt numbing then the trainer workout. Tomorrow is back to business with another long day (let it be outdoors; please oh please) with the first specified efforts of the year. Hakuna Matata!
First, there is the loss of feeling in each and every finger.
Second, attire like this is considered acceptable wardrobe for public exposure. The hat with built in headphones and mountaineering goggles combo are a registered trademarked of the IF Colt Could Fly winter riding collection (so just incase the guy in charge of those “assos” adds that have been gracing the inside cover of ‘Velo News’ for the past millennium gets any smart ideas about steeling the look- He can take it up with my attorney).
Then there’s the ‘Double Shammy’. When you’re putting in more hours on your bike then you are on your couch (or at work, or even in school, for that matter) eventually you reach this point. Consider it a right of passage; that is if you can deal with knowing people are staring, thinking, “His butt sure got huge this winter.”