Part Five.

The wow just yesterday I was racing beginner on the EFTA circuit and now everyone on Oregon knows my name what happened moment of 2006: USGP #6.The how come every time you come around my London London bridge wanna go down award: If I where I woman I'd go gay for Sameera. And you would too.The I don't want to grow up, I just want to be Fat Marc award: Give me Phat Marc's speed on a cross bike, Half as manly facial hair, and a wife even one fifth as fine and I would be a happy man. Not to mention a duo of sick nasty single speeds and an ability to whore his sponsors like no one else.The sticking it to the man moment of the year: Hilton comes in on a wildcard and eats the rest of the nation for brunch.The CONGRATULATIONS of the year award: Way to go nick! Falls in love at first sight and asks her to marry him the next day. I'm right behind you buddy.The "Well, Debbie would" award: "It's hailing and I still need to get in that last hour but everyone else is going home. Should I finish? Well, Debbie would." It's rare that you find a hero outside of your sport who can still motivate you to get up and do whatever it is you do everyday. I highly recommend you find one for yourself.The Roll model of the year award: The unsponsored working guy who reminds us why we love this crazy sport to begin with. It's guys like Steve, who get up before sunrise to train for a race he probably wont make the podium in, that makes it inexcusable for the rest of use to make excuses. Round of applause goes out to Mr. Stephen D. Zepeda.Get your champagne at the ready and start your count down! 007 is just around the bend. Here's to getting it all figured out