The yes I'm White and yes, my lunch crew and I watch BET at the highest possible volume level award: Tim Halliday
People magazine sexist rabbit of the year: Snugs
The someone should tell them this is not baywatch moment of the year: Maybe next year Rivers
cowboy-up man of the year: Trebon finely uncorks an entire cross' season of ass whoopings.
The if you must ride at the back you might as well look pretty doing it moment of the year: Tacoma, WA.
The no talent ass clown of the year award: Matt from the republic of bucket. Am I missing something? Is there some sort of old man development team going on here? Sorry matt, I couldn't here that shit you were talking, my stars and stripes jersey was making too much noise.
The bury me in my skin suit award: Me.
The it's so easy a cave man could do it race of the year: Six hours of short laps in the mowed grassland of California in July = a walk in the park. (like the kind of parks they have in the middle of the Sahara desert where you get mugged around the corner of every sand dune.)
People magazine sexist rabbit of the year: Snugs
The someone should tell them this is not baywatch moment of the year: Maybe next year Rivers
cowboy-up man of the year: Trebon finely uncorks an entire cross' season of ass whoopings.
The if you must ride at the back you might as well look pretty doing it moment of the year: Tacoma, WA.
The no talent ass clown of the year award: Matt from the republic of bucket. Am I missing something? Is there some sort of old man development team going on here? Sorry matt, I couldn't here that shit you were talking, my stars and stripes jersey was making too much noise.
The bury me in my skin suit award: Me.
The it's so easy a cave man could do it race of the year: Six hours of short laps in the mowed grassland of California in July = a walk in the park. (like the kind of parks they have in the middle of the Sahara desert where you get mugged around the corner of every sand dune.)
1 Comments:
What it's say when the "no talent ass clown of the year" beat your ass pretty good in most CX races?
"No tap, tap" my ass. Didn't see you jump one barrier, even the easy ones at Stedman's when you were OTB.
You look like Trebon, you have his bike, and his clothes, but you ride like a turd. Good luck in Europe. Oh wait.
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