Coming out of the closet

We've all got one. An obscure pastime we don't like people to know about. Fatmarc has his comics. Me; I am a closet track geek. Yes, it's true. I spend as much time surfing Dyestat and T&F News as I do cyclingnews and pezz. After devouring an interview with the winner of Flanders, I head right over to 'Let's Run' and drool over Jordan's 440 splits at Arcadia. I just wanted to get that out. I cheat on my sport, and I don't care who knows it.