Home School Friends

Many of you wonder how I deal with home school, and the consequential time alone. Well, everyone, meet Billy Jean Longwalker. He is my best friend here at school. He wears the same clothes everyday and insists he was born and raised in the deep south. He wears his sunglasses indoors and never takes off his head lamp. He carries an original Camp Gorham boper sword in one hand and a hiking pole in the other, and is ready to fence and/or hike at the drop of a hat. But not his hat; he never takes it off. He carries a stop watch around his neck, and loves racing of all kinds. The whistle oh his shirt is like an alarm clock; it lets me know what time I should be up cooking breakfast. He also works part time for a search and rescue unit in the Adirondack mountains and never leaves home without his first aid kit, lucky belt buckle or WFR. He can often be found baring a cow bell around his right wrist. It helps him keep rhythm while singing his favorite tunes out on the trail. He is into Crosby, Stills & Nash and John Mellencamp. He wears sandals year round, even while snowshoeing. He is curently dating Olivia Newton-john, who, rumor has it, wants to get phyisical with Fat Marc The Spot Brand Whore. He is a great listener and stays out of my bees wax. Frankly, he's all I've got.